i won’t deny it, i’m a straight ridah

Facts:

I have nearly 350 job-related emails in my gmail account.
It is likely I have applied to over 200 jobs, if not 250.
I have had four phone/Skype interviews and one task-oriented weedout this year.
I have had one in-person interview.
It has been five and a half weeks since my last phone interview.
It has been one day since I last was rejected for a job.
I have a Master’s degree, a Bachelor’s degree, AND an Associates degree, and I am working as a cashier at a grocery store.

… and people wonder why I’m not sunshine and smiles.

viaticus per vita